Maximus or Max. Selfmade man.10 months on T. 20. 6 tattoos, 1'1/4th lobes. Septum pierced. Kyle Lane 5/9/14<3
17. August 2014

I’m going to start reblogging small amounts then large amounts of porn. Please unfollow me now if you don’t want to see it! I will put nsfw in the tags every time!

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  • me: whats your opinion on tampons
  • little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
  • me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
  • little brother: why
  • me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
  • little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
  • me:
  • little brother:
  • me: that is a fantastic point

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  • Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

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